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In your memory you're drunk on your awe to me, it doesn't mean anything at all.

Sep 1 '14

ozdal:

Glico being very gentle with my anniversary flowers :)

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Sep 1 '14

icetrine:

In middle school I was called ugly Betty but who’s UGLY NOW not me

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Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14

sosa-parks:

Broke niggas always wanna argue , nigga u aint eat all day where’s all dis energy comin from smh

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Sep 1 '14
albert-is:

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

Credit: KC Green of gunshow comic

albert-is:

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

Credit: KC Green of gunshow comic

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Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14

thelostentries:

vv0lf:

chezphoto:

this week’s hair color is brought to you by sunsets after a week of rain in june

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Sep 1 '14

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

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Sep 1 '14
awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

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Sep 1 '14

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

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Sep 1 '14

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Aug 31 '14

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Aug 31 '14

phobias:

mondays

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Aug 31 '14

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

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Aug 31 '14
Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
— Alex Elle (via insanity-and-vanity)

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